From Colonizers to Colonized: The Pathetic Fall of Europe

Well, well, well.

Look who’s waddling into the dustbin of history, wearing a €700 Gucci belt and a smug little smirk: Europe—that pompous, wine-bloated has-been of a continent that used to dominate the globe and now can’t even dominate a kebab shop in Malmö.

Once you ruled the seas. Now you’re ruled by street gangs who think Beethoven is a kind of goat ch…