Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving, America & Every Freedom-Loving Soul Across This Blessed Earth!
To my fellow Americans — yes, even you, the guy deep-frying a turkey next to a propane tank like a founding father of questionable decisions — and to all people worldwide who cherish liberty, tradition, and the right to eat carbs without government intervention: Happy Thanksgiving!
Today we pause to thank G-d, our families, and the magnificent bird who g…




