Huff. Puff. Gone.

There once was a little old agency

Who lived in a house made of paper, excuses, and laminated badges.

And every day the neighbors said, “Are you sure that house isn’t sitting on tunnels, weapons, and a printing press for nonsense?”

And the little old agency said, “Don’t be silly, that’s just humanitarian rebar.”

Enter Israel, playing the role of the Big Bad…