This isn’t a man — this is a geopolitical fart wearing a tie.
Let’s not sugarcoat it. Antonio Guterres is not just a disgrace — he’s a damn war criminal in diplomatic drag. A pathetic, groveling, morally bankrupt parasite who has built his career on licking the boots of genocidal regimes while pissing on the graves of Jewish victims. He’s not a neutral “Secretary-General.” He’s Hamas’s PR intern. Iran’s desk clerk. The Ayatollah’s European sock puppet.
And now this walking indictment has the audacity to crawl out of whatever gold-plated Geneva toilet he squats in to accuse Israel — the only democracy in the Middle East — of war crimes?
Sit down, Antonio. And shut the actual hell up.
“People are being killed just because they tried to feed themselves.”
Oh please. You disingenuous, lying, soulless cretin.
October 7th was a feeding frenzy — of flesh, blood, and Jewish bodies. Babies were butchered, women raped until their pelvises shattered, entire families burned alive. And who helped coordinate it? UNRWA. YOUR EMPLOYEES. YOUR INSTITUTION.
You gave them laptops.
They gave you coordinates.
You gave them salaries.
They used it to build tunnels to kidnap Holocaust survivors.
You gave them legitimacy.
They gave us dead Jews.
You didn’t just “fail” to prevent genocide — you facilitated it.
UNRWA: United Nazis With Rocket-Assistance
Let’s be real. UNRWA doesn’t “help Palestinians.”
It helps Hamas maintain a forever war by teaching 5-year-olds how to kill Jews and calling it “resistance studies.” It stores RPGs in schools, gives terrorists cover, and launders blood through its bureaucracies. It is a war machine disguised as a humanitarian organization.
And you? You’re the Chief Janitor of the Kill-Jews Foundation.
Every time you open your sanctimonious mouth about “international law,” a suicide vest gets zipped up in Rafah. Every time you say “ceasefire,” a kidnapped Israeli child loses another finger. You are not a peacemaker. You are the international community’s slow-motion train wreck.
“Israel is an occupying power.”
Of what, exactly? Gaza? Israel LEFT. You know that. We ALL know that. But you lie — compulsively, repeatedly, gleefully — because truth isn’t your business. Genocidal gaslighting is.
The only thing Israel occupies is the rent-free space in your hollow, anti-Semitic skull.
Guterres, You Are the Secretary-General of Nothing
You preside over a United Nations that did NOTHING during Rwanda. NOTHING during Syria. NOTHING during Iran’s execution of gay men. NOTHING during China’s ethnic cleansing of Uyghurs. But when Israel defends its citizens against rape gangs with AK-47s? Suddenly you grow a voice louder than a muezzin on meth.
And now you have the gall to say Israel “dominates the headlines”?
You know what else dominated headlines?
Nazi Germany.
And just like in 1939, the “international community” did what it always does best: stand by, wring its hands, and issue another useless resolution while Jews were slaughtered.
But this time, Antonio, it’s different.
Because this time — we fight back.
This time, Israel is armed.
This time, Jews are united.
And this time, we will NOT let baboons in business suits like you write the history.
So here’s your legacy, Guterres:
You’re not a peacemaker. You’re a punchline.
You’re not a diplomat. You’re a deviant with a desk job.
And you’re not the Secretary-General of the United Nations.
You’re the Minister of Genocide Denial. The Grand Mufti of Hamas. The Ayatollah’s muppet.
Rot in irrelevance, you sniveling, pompous, Jew-hating disgrace.
History won’t remember you as a leader.
It’ll remember you as a limp bureaucrat who bowed to barbarians, and spat on the memory of Jewish blood.
If there’s any justice left in this world, you’ll be stripped of your title and dragged to an international tribunal in shackles — right next to the very terrorists you defended.