Welcome, my friends, to a very special edition of “Let’s Roast the Islamic Republic Until They Cry into Their Uranium-Enriched Cheerios.” This one goes out to all the Ayatollah’s cracked-out fanboys, the Hezbollah interns updating Instagram from their mom’s basements, and the bootlicking UN ambassadors who still think Iran is a “misunderstood regional actor.” Grab a kebab and buckle up.